golly, but I am bored with life right now

frantic home improvement projects and hectic office crap aside, I am plain and simply BORED

I need something fun and exciting to happen or to look forward to

I need to fall in love or be wooed by a dashing new man

(ok, maybe NOT that, as that might make things a little TOO exciting complicated)

I need an exciting new project or job to focus on

I think I need it NOT to be January