On new years eve day  I  a. walked right into the door jamb of my bedroom, successfully dislocating and bruising the ever-loving crap out of my right shoulder and then b. sliced a rather good-sized chunk off of my left middle finger taking a new chef’s knife out of its packaging

2007?  Later baby – you haven’t been that great

So far in 2008 I  a. have been able to successfully communicate my feelings b. had a fabulous dinner with one of my dearest friends visiting from Montreal and c. won $20.00 at 6/49 

2008?  So far very much loving you