As fabulous as Princess Snoryface is, she is seriously trying my patience right now. After a rather dramatic bout of “oops, I guess I shouldn’t have eaten that dead and rotting and utterly disgusting thing I found in the woods the other day” (aka the shits), I had my soon-to-be-replaced-but-can’t-live-with-the-grossness carpets cleaned yesterday.
Yes, my lovely landlords are installing hardwood for us in about 4 weeks, but really, I just couldn’t stand one more day of the grossness that was my living room carpet.
What was the first order of business last night after dinner? Puking it up on the carpet RIGHT.IN.FRONT.OF.ME.
so, any takers?