I am thoroughly embarassed as I type this, but seriously?  the Victoria Beckam “reality” television show amused the ever-loving crap out of me!

I know that it is all super-choreographed and scripted and and and, but still – she was funny! and in that self-deprecating kind of way that makes me smile.

her Perez Hilton meeting?  classic

lunch with the Beverley Hills Socialites?  fabulous (Posh smased in a room full of women who have had more plastic surgery than MJ – what’s not to love?)

the sex toy diversion?  brilliant

oh, right, and she has that rather hunky husband, too – though it’s a shame about his voice

to quote Mrs. Beckam herself, she’s “major”