I just went down to the drugstore and since I was going that way my assistant asked me to grab her a caramel frappucino thing from Starbucks (hello, about 900 calories!!!!). Anyhow, as I was carrying it up in a relatively full elevator wherein the other passengers were all men, I was really self-conscious of carrying this calorie-laden and nutritionally deficient drink and wanted to tell them all “listen, this isn’t mine. It’s for my assistant. Do you think I would actually drink this??”

Man, I hate being me sometimes!!!!!!!

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