Exhibit 1

Attractive
Never married
No kids
Great dog
Owns a lovely house in a lovely neighbourhood
Employed – architect
Ex no longer a factor
Available

Exhibit 2

Attractive
Not quite divorced, hell the ex won’t even sign the separation agreement
2 teenagers
No dog
Rents a choc-a-bloc apartment, has never owned a house*
Not-employed lawyer
Has broken my heart AT LEAST once
Not available to me

Who do you think makes me quiver when he calls??

*Exhibit 1’s lovely house’s deck actually overlooks said apartment, with binochs I could probably see in

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