Okay, I apologize for being so bloody boring — you can stop emailing me and calling me to tell me this. The “problem” is that I am actually quite content at the moment and I guess my being content translates into my being boring. Sorry. In an attempt at reparation, I offer this:

1. One of our receptionists here at work wears the most God-awful perfume known to man. Actually, I don’t think it’s perfume at all, more like one of those tacky body sprays from the 80’s. In fact, she probably bought it in the 80’s, in bulk. Anyway, the smell makes me retch. Up to now this hasn’t been such a huge problem because she worked 6 floors above me and I didn’t have to be in her “zone” all that often. However, that all changed yesterday. She is now the receptionist down on this floor and is contained in the reception area between 2 doors — which just serves to intensify the stink. If I complain, they will ban everyone from wearing anything scented and that’s not fair. What to do, what to do. Suggestions welcome… (and we haven’t even touched on her fashion sense, or lack thereof. Just think big time WT)

2. Arguing with me about what coffee I ordered is NOT A GOOD IDEA. I order the same damn thing every morning and have done so for the past 4 years. Arguing with a girl at 8:20 in the morning before she has had her caffeine is just plain STUPID. I know that I ordered a 4-shot venti Americano. everyone else at your store knows that’s what I ordered. don’t try and pawn off your lame-ass chai latte on me. I don’t drink that. Ever. Tyler (old manager who abandoned us last week for a new store) I miss you!!!!

3. I get to have dinner tomorrow night at the non-date’s house — aside: I think we can now officially remove the “non” prefix from his name — with another couple, his oldest friends. Now you might be thinking, isn’t;t that lovely. Well, you see, he told me a few months ago when we were just starting with the whole non-dating thing that traditionally he went with them sailing in the Caribbean and the like on holidays pretty much every spring and summer. They told him this year that while he was always welcome, as were his children, any other women, though she would undoutedly be lovely, would not be. I don’t think he remembers telling me this little tidbit of information. I won’t remind him of it until after. Forewarned is forearmed and all that I guess. Will report back Monday if I survive.

Happy Friday!! (and I promise to try and be miserable and therefore more entertaining)

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