Here they are, the Ice Queens “Dream Team” — we currently sit in 5th place, out of a possible 18, and one of our key players isn’t even playing. Sergei, that’s okay, we know you will come out with guns blazing by mid-season. We still love you.
To quote the most recent edition of our newsletter:
“Team Ice Queens is further proof that luck, not skill, plays the greater role in team selection. With only two criteria for team selection – the players must be cute, and the players must be air heads – Ice Queens hold down 8th place. [now we are in 5th — take that!!!] Look for this team to be in trouble when their players all sign contracts to endorse men’s perfumes, and quit hockey for good.”