you know it’s going to be a great day when one of the first tasks you have to accomplish is killing the great big hairy spider hanging out by the drain in your one and only shower and you actually have to shower and can’t get away with not showering because you took the mutt and went for a what seemed like an excellent idea at the time early morning run through the trails and are now muddy and sweaty and have to be at least somewhat presentable at work in about an hour and a half and the landlords are back so you can’t go and use one of their bathrooms and can’t get said mutt to dispose of the scary creature because the last time she did it resulted in a very expensive and frightening trip to the vet (anaphylactic shock, anyone??) and to top it off, you discover that you have no dairy for the much needed coffee and the “convenience store” is not open until 8, which is not very bloody convenient

at least it is gloriously sunny outside, though I am inside, at the office, looking outside

p.s. that sucker is DEAD!!!!!!

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