1. Sure, go ahead and put hot fudge on it
  2. It was kind of expensive, but I’m worth it
  3. I’ll tell you how old I am when you tell me how much you make
  4. You’re right – I am pretty!
  5. I’m sorry, I’ll start listening when your conversation starts to interest me
  6. Not only “no”, but “hell no”!
  7. Why don’t you just take a picture of my chest?
  8. Could you talk a little more about me?
  9. Yes, I do already have a pair of shoes almost exactly like these. What’s your point?
  10. It’s my birthday, who’s buying?

*Taken from a birthday card I received from a great friend this morning — does she know me, or what??

So, though I tried to ignore that yet another year has passed in my ever-so-exciting life, the truth came out and I am just going to enjoy and revel in the attention, not to mention the gifts =)

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