1. the sound of flip-flops in the office – I know that they are trendy, but come on, this is the office for crying out loud
  2. smelly bike couriers in the elevator – I realize that sweating is part of the job, but deoderant is widely available and a shower once in a while wouldn’t kill you (and might just save the rest of us)
  3. the fact that a plane ticket to Montreal costs over $700.00 round trip — WTF???
  4. that it is sunny outside and I am stuck in the office; I swear the beach is calling my name
  5. wifebeaters as fashion — gee, thanks Eminem, without you I would never have been exposed to the wonders of male body hair in obscure places

I am sure there will be more as the day progresses

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